Panic at the Greek Diner

It’s here.

Panic.

A month or two ago, one of the denizens of the Greek diner where I go for coffee and morning research, approached me about her plan to buy into one of the emerging growth funds that everybody was recommending she jump into with both feet.

Being a technician at a local hospital and entirely unfamiliar with stocks or bonds, let alone the countries in which the respective financial instruments are domiciled, she was unsure of only one thing: which emerging country fund to buy as soon as possible.

I told her I was not a stock broker, I did not speculate in foreign country funds, and I did not advise people on what to do. When she persisted in asking my advice, I did the psychologist routine:

She: “Which fund should I buy?” Me: “Which fund do you want to buy?” She: “I’m not sure. Which country should I buy?” Me: “Which country do you want to buy?” She gave up and went off to the hospital, and I didn’t hear from her again until last week, when she asked me on her way out the door when this foreign market nightmare was going to end. I shrugged and said her guess was as good as mine.

This morning she decided to end her emerging markets nightmare: on her way out the door, she told me she was going to sell out everything.

Time to buy?

Jeff Matthews I Am Not Making This Up*

* In today’s case, identities have been altered to save anyone embarrassment.

© 2006 Jeff Matthews

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